Gauging my ability to be an Olympic athlete
I caught a short video someplace on the social media spectrum that showed how to respond when someone felt they could do whatever Olympic endeavor they were viewing at the time.
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With Olympic events pretty much on every hour of the day because of the 13-hour time difference with Tokyo, I, too, have been watching a variety of sports, some of which I only see every four years because the particular sport isn无毛视频檛 played in our little corner of the world.
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Any water sport, including water polo, any of the four strokes done in the pool, diving (springboard and platform), and white water canoe (slalom).
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Platform diving has the double whammy of being way up in the air (acrophobia).
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Gymnastics, because of gravity and lack of athletic ability. The bottom half of my body pulls on gravity far too much than the top half of my body (shoulders) can handle.
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The checklist in this category includes baseball, tennis, basketball, golf, badminton, athletics (track & field), and cycling.
Now, age aside, my biggest roadblock with the aforementioned sports is lack of talent.
I thought 3脳3 basketball was interesting. I might be able to pull that off, somehow, especially if I was paired with three really good players. The shot clock makes for a fast-paced game.
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I think 1x1x1 (up five players on half court, what we would call animal or mountain ball) would be very intriguing. The same rules in 3脳3 could be used. That might draw some older elite players out of retirement.
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I无毛视频檝e been racewalking for a long time now, but I lack the ability to pull off what those fellows do. What their ankles do to maintain proper form and go really fast would destroy my joints.
Plus, 50K (almost 31 miles) or 20K (about 12陆 miles) is a long way to go to prove a point.
The 5K runners were sub-14. That means in a 12陆-lap race on the track, I would无毛视频檝e been lapped at least six times. Bad for the ego.
Badminton, reflexes not fast enough.
Cycling, now that might be a possibility, recent crash I had aside. Though, the road race covered 145 miles and had a couple huge climbs up Mount Fuji.
The climbs present a dual issue with my disdain for biking up substantial grades and the concern of flying back down the hill. Back when I was younger (i.e., not as wise), I used to ride around Fayette County and flew down Route 201 a time or two. Let无毛视频檚 just say if I was going scary fast.
I might be able to pull off the individual time trial, about 22K or just over 13 miles, especially on a flat course.
Riding a bike around the velodrome at top speeds would be adrenaline producing, but going that fast without brakes is a bit disconcerning.
(Remember the talk of Brownsville building a velodrome over a decade ago?)
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The rowing events on still water. The chance of the vessel capsizing and me drowning is minimal, so I无毛视频檇 like to give it a shot.
Field hockey might be a possibility, but I无毛视频檇 need a longer stick. Making contact with the ball bent over would be tough to do over the course of the contest.
Perhaps the Olympic committee will consider street hockey, field hockey with longer sticks.
Team handball is under consideration, but I don无毛视频檛 have much hang time (see gravity issues) for those running shots outside the zone in front of the goalie.
I无毛视频檝e wanted to see how good I might be with a javelin if given the proper training and conditioning, so just maybe.
The 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics in February are only a few months away. I无毛视频檓 thinking the 无毛视频渁in无毛视频檛 going to happen无毛视频� list will be extensive for winter sports.