According to Hofmann: Sticks and stones can break my bones
I don无毛视频檛 know if it无毛视频檚 easier or more difficult to fake being a doctor nowadays 无毛视频� I无毛视频檓 asking for a friend, of course.
You无毛视频檇 think it would be more of a challenge because of the many specialists that exist in offices spread pretty much anywhere.
You无毛视频檇 also think it would be pretty easy today because of the many specialists that exist in offices spread pretty much anywhere.
It kind of makes you question all advertising for doctors.
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Sure, you need to be board certified and have credentials. You also need a computer printer and convincing attire to make it look like you无毛视频檙e board certified with credentials.
Anyway, what started this crazy train of thought was an article I read about a Venezuelan man recently arrested for allegedly implanting plastic lollipop sticks under the skin of dozens of people by tricking them into thinking that they were advanced contraceptive devices.
The article didn无毛视频檛 say what he wore or where his office was located, but I无毛视频檓 sure both had to be spot-on for his victims to fall for that old trick.
According to reports, 38-year-old Jose Daniel Lopez stands accused of tricking at least 25 women into paying him to implant simple lollipop sticks under their skin as contraceptives. Not surprisingly, some of them became pregnant.
Now, I无毛视频檓 sure that last part was a misprint in the article because it sounds like the lollipop sticks are causing the pregnancies, and I have to wonder what kind of flavor would do something like that? Perhaps the mystery flavor with all the question marks on the wrapper.
I also think it无毛视频檚 kind of ironic (or maybe iconic?) that you give lollipops to children after a visit to the doctor, yet this situation has the lollipop sticks not preventing pregnancies. Perhaps the lollipop industry should be investigated as well.
Anyway, Lopez performed the subdermal implants himself, claiming they were an actual contraceptive procedure that involves small plastic rods being implanted under the skin of the upper arm.
The scam first came to light when a doctor with real diplomas on the wall took to social media to warn people about it, claiming that he had seen mentions of this procedure on social media from women who had become pregnant and didn无毛视频檛 understand why.
A red flag could have been the guy walking in the exam room while sucking the candy off the stick prior to it being implanted.
There might be some irony in saying that news of the medical scam went viral.
So, of course, 无毛视频淒r.无毛视频� Lopez didn无毛视频檛 无毛视频渟tick无毛视频� around 无毛视频� oh, lollipop puns! 无毛视频� as he was later found and arrested in the state of Aragua and charged with illegally practicing medicine and a plethora of other things.
But I believe, whether he无毛视频檚 innocent or guilty, the man should be afforded a fair trial with professional legal representation.
Just make sure the lawyer无毛视频檚 law degree didn无毛视频檛 come from a Cracker Jack box.
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