According to Hofmann: For immature audiences only
I无毛视频檓 always striving to make the world a better place. I mean, I fail miserably every time, but I do strive, which is an aggressive form of trying.
My latest strive is to prevent businesses and organizations from ending up behind the eight ball when it comes to public outrage over unintentional offensiveness.
Even if you无毛视频檝e never heard of the phrase 无毛视频渦nintentional offensiveness,无毛视频� you know about it, especially in the last couple of years when everyone has been offended by everything anyone has ever said.
An example of an unintentional offense could be when a company releases a marketing campaign of their product featuring a cartoon of, let无毛视频檚 say, the North American Red Fox, which is more an orange-colored fox, but it无毛视频檚 red for cartoon sake.
The company had the best of intentions in releasing what they hope would become a recognizable mascot, but someone is offended.
The backlash could cause embarrassment to the company, loss of revenue and even some lawsuits because if the lawsuit fits, wear it 无毛视频� and pay for it!
The truth is, companies normally don无毛视频檛 blindly agree to put just anything out there (unless it无毛视频檚 Netflix, of course).
Whatever concepts and ideas are pitched are normally discussed in company meetings, focus groups, scientific equations and seances with a spiritualist 无毛视频� all geared toward finding the best way to get the information out to the masses.
However, as we无毛视频檝e seen, even the most well-intended unintentional offenses slip through the cracks and catch these companies and organizations totally off guard.
That无毛视频檚 why these places really need to hire what I call 无毛视频淒ude-Bros无毛视频�.
Dude-Bros range in ages from 16 to 52, they always have either sunglasses or hats on their heads or both at the same time, they like to party, a lot of them are named Cody, and they always start a sentence with the word 无毛视频淒ude无毛视频� or 无毛视频淏ro无毛视频�.
Their most important attribute is what the French call a 无毛视频渧ision tr猫s inappropri茅e et offensive de la vie无毛视频�, which means, 无毛视频渉ighly inappropriate and offensive outlook on life.无毛视频� I don无毛视频檛 know if that无毛视频檚 a real French saying or not; it just looked cool on the translation website.
Dude-Bros are needed in boardrooms, focus groups, private bathrooms 无毛视频� anywhere big decisions are being made.
Don无毛视频檛 get me wrong, there are people who aren无毛视频檛 considered Dude-Bros involved in decision-making roles, but they don无毛视频檛 want to be labeled being a problem so they don无毛视频檛 speak up when they see a potential issue.
Most Dude-Bros are not equipped with a filter between their brains and their mouths, and they don无毛视频檛 care one bit to let everyone know when they catch a blunder from a mile away.
Let无毛视频檚 say, for example, an advertising agency pitches an idea to a seat belt safety coalition featuring a seductive woman buckling up in the driver无毛视频檚 seat.
Then, all of a sudden, a voice half-full of Doritos bellows out in the boardroom and says, 无毛视频淒ude, that chick is awesome!无毛视频�
Or let无毛视频檚 say a company is launching a new trail mix product, featuring an image of a rainforest tribesman as the mascot on the label.
All of a sudden, a voice speaks up following a belch and says, 无毛视频淏ro, the Yanomami chieftains would be insulted to see a warrior pictured without a ceremonial spear. Not, cool, bro. Not cool.无毛视频�
Companies all over are looking to get people back to work, so my suggestion is to look for Dude-Bros to come in and raise awareness on what people find inappropriate (yet funny), what无毛视频檚 offensive (yet funny) and what无毛视频檚 not funny (yet funny).
And, yes, anyone who reads my column on a regular basis can certainly determine that I don无毛视频檛 use the services of a Dude-Bro to try to avoid writing something that will offend.
What can I say? That无毛视频檚 something I should strive for, but since I无毛视频檓 lazy, maybe I无毛视频檒l just give it a try.
According to Hofmann is written by staff reporter Mark Hofmann of Rostraver Township. His books, 无毛视频淕ood Mourning! A Guide to Biting the Big One无毛视频nd Dying, Too无毛视频� and 无毛视频淪tupid Brain,无毛视频� are available on Amazon.com. He co-hosts the 无毛视频淟ocally Yours无毛视频� radio show on WMBS 590 AM every Friday.