According to Hofmann: Search, Alt, Delete
My brother and I made a pact years ago when the internet started becoming a huge monster of information and entertainment and became more accessible to all the wonders that exist in the world.
Simply put, if one of us would die, the surviving brother would clear the other无毛视频檚 internet browser history to save the deceased whatever, let无毛视频檚 say, embarrassments they无毛视频檝e accumulated over the years.
That pact still holds true today 无毛视频� we even added a condition that if clearing the search history means the surviving brother has to illegally enter the other无毛视频檚 home and do harm to their widowed sister in-law to get the job done, then so be it.
I recently noticed that I constantly have to look up information on online search browsers for my weekly columns from the little things like 无毛视频淗ow do you spell exile-a-phone?无毛视频� (which I did for this column) to big things like 无毛视频淗ow do you play the xylophone?无毛视频� (which I didn无毛视频檛 do for this column) and obvious things like 无毛视频淲hat无毛视频檚 a xylophone?无毛视频� (which I did for this column because music class was 30 years ago).
There无毛视频檚 really no reason not to go online and view pages to gain knowledge or learn a new skill or hobby 无毛视频� heck, even YouTube has grown from a place where you can watch videos of cats wearing sunglasses and playing the piano to now watching videos of how to create a video of a cat wearing sunglasses and playing the piano.
It was then I thought that I could write a column just about everything I had to search to, well, write a column. Because, if someone would see my search history, they wouldn无毛视频檛 know if I was plotting an act of illegal wickedness or planning a surprise party for a pirate.
The column I无毛视频檓 going to use for the main example is the one from last week about all the mugs in my house.
If you read that column or not, just looking at what I typed in the search history would make you wonder what strange, twisted path on the world wide web I traveled.
Some searches for last week无毛视频檚 column included:
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无毛视频淲illiam Shatner singing 无毛视频楻ocket Man无毛视频�.无毛视频�
无毛视频淲illiam Shatner singing 无毛视频楤ohemian Rapsody无毛视频�.无毛视频�
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无毛视频淲illiam Shatner singing 无毛视频楤ohemian Rhapsody无毛视频�.无毛视频�
无毛视频淲illiam Shatner singing Christmas songs无毛视频� (For your information, William Shatner singing had nothing to do with last week无毛视频檚 column about coffee mugs; I just get easily distracted.)
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无毛视频淗ow much adrenaline does it take to kill a human?无毛视频�
无毛视频淲here would one store a body that died, say, of an adrenaline overdose? I无毛视频檓 asking for a friend.无毛视频�
无毛视频淲illiam Shatner singing AC/DC无毛视频檚 无毛视频楾hunderstruck无毛视频�.无毛视频�
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Yep, reading that list totally out of context sounds like a 4-year-old kid with a low attention span bombarding people with random questions all day long, which reminds me:
无毛视频淎t what age do children ask a lot of questions?无毛视频� and 无毛视频淲hat无毛视频檚 the definition of bombarding?无毛视频�
See? You even get a peek inside what research went into writing this very column.
I无毛视频檓 sure I无毛视频檓 not alone. There are other people out there that probably have the same odd and/or embarrassing combination of search entries that can be taken way out of context like a plumber, a student doing extensive research on Sperm Whales, children无毛视频檚 birthday party magicians, Charlie Sheen, a sheep breeder and any profession that deals with hotdog wieners.
However, not all those people have siblings willing to take that extra step to clear their search history, so for those souls out there, there无毛视频檚 only one thing to do:
无毛视频淗ow do you erase your browser无毛视频檚 search history and make videos of cats wearing sunglasses and playing the piano to William Shatner singing?无毛视频�
According to Hofmann is written by staff reporter Mark Hofmann of Rostraver Township. His books, 无毛视频淕ood Mourning! A Guide to Biting the Big One无毛视频nd Dying, Too无毛视频� and 无毛视频淪tupid Brain,无毛视频� are available on Amazon.com. He co-hosts the 无毛视频淟ocally Yours无毛视频� radio show on WMBS 590 AM every Friday.