According to Hofmann: “Dear Hate” and other stupid things
There无毛视频檚 a lot of things on social media that really tick me off like ticks, things, teeth bleeding and social media, but the one thing that really makes my teeth bleed are people addressing intangible things like feelings, attitudes, beliefs or ideas as if they were real people.
For example, I recently saw a post that started with, 无毛视频淒ear Hate,无毛视频� followed by a long paragraph on how hate is bad and what it has done to society. It was, like, super-serious. There wasn无毛视频檛 even an 无毛视频淟OL无毛视频� throughout the entire thing, but I think I saw one or two emoji faces.
A part of me was glad to have seen that post because, all this time, I thought it was unsafe mercury levels in tuna that was causing such problems in society, but pinning it on Hate was surely an eye opener.
I mean, I don无毛视频檛 want to discourage someone无毛视频檚 right to spread their opinion, letting off some steam or to try to influence others, but I have to wonder if someone making such a post decides to brag about it later.
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Then some family members applaud and say, 无毛视频淵es, yes, so brave,无毛视频� over and over again while that one uncle puts down his gin and tonic and says, 无毛视频淭hat无毛视频檚 the stupidest thing I ever heard 无毛视频� and what无毛视频檚 a Facebook?无毛视频�
To be honest, I couldn无毛视频檛 go on social media and make a post to address such emotions or thoughts like that without being a smart aleck.
More than likely, my posts would start with things like this:
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无毛视频淒ear Incontinence, I can无毛视频檛 hold this in anymore 无毛视频ξ廾悠禎
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无毛视频淒ear Loneliness, is anyone else there? I need to tell you something 无毛视频ξ廾悠禎
无毛视频淒ear Oversensitivity, I don无毛视频檛 mean to upset you, but 无毛视频ξ廾悠禎
无毛视频淒ear Poverty, can you afford a minute to hear what I have to say?无毛视频�
无毛视频淒ear Indifference, not that you care, but 无毛视频ξ廾悠禎
无毛视频淒ear Stupidity, this is going to go way over your head 无毛视频ξ廾悠禎
无毛视频淒ear Violence, put down the knife and listen to me 无毛视频ξ廾悠禎
无毛视频淒ear Short Attention Span 无毛视频� Oooh! Something shiny!无毛视频�
Maybe it无毛视频檚 the lawyer inside of me (I once ate a lawyer, but that无毛视频檚 another column for another time entitled 无毛视频淒ear Gluttony无毛视频�), but wouldn无毛视频檛 it be better to verbally attack someone who actually has the ability to communicate to defend themselves?
There无毛视频檚 nothing I want more than to actually reply to that post I saw as Hate.
无毛视频淒ear ButterflyTwinkleToes89, Hate here. I无毛视频檝e been around since the first human emerged out of the primordial ooze and have always thrived off the weakness, jealousy and prejudices of your species. However, I must say, your poorly spelled post that you made while sitting on the toilet during your smoke break at the 711 really changed my mind and also made me want to change my name from Hate to Mild Loathing. Thank you.无毛视频�
That, ladies and gentlemen and Literacy, is the solution to the issue at hand.
Social media needs to appoint real people or state-of-the-art computer programs as those intangible things like Hate, Greed, Jealousy, Indigestion, etc. to respond to these people and maybe cause a better understanding between the two parties to finally make people stop posting such stupid, annoying things.
I don无毛视频檛 know. Maybe it无毛视频檚 just one annoying thing that无毛视频檚 a part of all the annoyances that I find in my life daily.
Annoyance. Maybe that无毛视频檚 something I should address.
According to Hofmann is written by staff reporter Mark Hofmann of Rostraver Township. His books, 无毛视频淕ood Mourning! A Guide to Biting the Big One 无毛视频� and Dying, Too无毛视频� and 无毛视频淪tupid Brain,无毛视频� are available on Amazon.com. He co-hosts the 无毛视频淟ocally Yours无毛视频� radio show on WMBS 590 AM every Friday.