According to Hofmann: the all-you-can-eat Warren Buffett
As a theoretical person, I无毛视频檓 always looking to better myself physically, emotionally, mentally, spiritually, financially and eventually.
So, when I was browsing the internet to find a recipe for high-fructose corn syrup like my grandma used to make, I was drawn to an article titled 无毛视频�21 Life Hacks From Warren Buffett.无毛视频�
For those who don无毛视频檛 know anything about Warren Buffett, he无毛视频檚 an investor and businessman worth approximately $101.6 billion, according to Forbes, the authority in finding out how much people are worth or worthless, in some cases.
Also, when you have $101 billion, is it really necessary to include the 无毛视频�.6无毛视频�? Does that add some legitimacy to be over the halfway point to reach $102 billion?
When I look at my bank account, I don无毛视频檛 tell people I have $8.11; I just tell them I have eight bucks, and then whoever is soliciting a donation from me normally leaves me alone and sometimes even hands me a few bucks.
Going into the article, I was expecting Buffett to give stock advice to the tune of something like, 无毛视频淭herefore, I recommend investing regularly at fixed intervals of funds that track a broad-based index. Any questions?无毛视频�
无毛视频淵es, Mr. Buffett, are you related to Jimmy Buffet?无毛视频�
However, the advice from Buffett 无毛视频� Warren, not Jimmy 无毛视频� was certainly more in line with a guy like me who has fallen asleep while watching 无毛视频淲all Street,无毛视频� but that advice still didn无毛视频檛 apply to me.
While there无毛视频檚 not enough space in this week无毛视频檚 column to go over all 21 life hacks listed, I无毛视频檒l hit the highlights with the first piece of advice, and that was to decide you无毛视频檙e going to be rich.
OK 无毛视频� I无毛视频檝e decided 无毛视频� wait! Oh, all right. I got it. I thought I lost the thought there.
Two pieces of advice that didn无毛视频檛 stick for me was to start saving at a young age and graduate college early.
Well, I无毛视频檓 43 years old with eight bucks in the bank 无毛视频� I mean, $8.11 in the bank. I无毛视频檇 say the yacht has sailed on those two, Warren.
Speaking of money, another piece of advice was to reinvest your profits.
What 无毛视频� what are these 无毛视频ξ廾悠禎profits无毛视频� of which you speak? Is that, like, the money that appears in my checking account before bills and life leave me with eight dollars?
One nugget of advice was to live frugally, which is good advice for a lot of people, but why, if I want to be rich, would I want to live the way I无毛视频檓 living right now?
That无毛视频檚 like deciding to diet and exercise to finally be attractive to the opposite sex, but then you无毛视频檙e told you have to be celibate.
At that point, I grew angry and then just skimmed through the article and when I started finding advice like being true to yourself, investing in yourself, being honest and giving back, I began to wonder if the guy is just some crazy old hippie that won on a bunch of scratch-off tickets.
Of course, Warren Buffet is just one guy and there are plenty of billionaires out there 无毛视频� people we无毛视频檝e never even heard of, so I thought it would be best to contact one of these people to have a real one-on-one conversation.
However, Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson weren无毛视频檛 available because their reps said the men were 无毛视频渇lying in a rocket ship above the Earth无毛视频� 无毛视频� yeah, likely story; the reps couldn无毛视频檛 just say they无毛视频檙e in the bathroom? 无毛视频� and Bill Gates hacked into my browser search history and declined an interview and any further contact through a court order.
But like the great Buffett famously said, 无毛视频淲asting away again in Margaritaville 无毛视频ξ廾悠禎, which I took to mean I had to check social media for the answer, and that I did with someone on Facebook, claiming to be the 无毛视频淏illionaire Babe Magnet76.无毛视频�
Seemed legit, so I set up this interview:
ME: Mr. Babe Magnet 76, how do I become a billionaire?
BBM76: First, you need to invest a few million dollars 无毛视频�
ME: Scratch that, how do I become a millionaire?
BBM76: First, you need to invest a few hundred thousand dollars 无毛视频�
ME: Let无毛视频檚 reset by saying I have $8.11 in the bank.
BBM76: Better invest in scratch-off tickets. And, before you can ask another dumb questions, this interview is over.
Yep. That无毛视频檚 just what I had thought.
According to Hofmann is written by staff reporter Mark Hofmann of Rostraver Township. His books, 无毛视频淕ood Mourning! A Guide to Biting the Big One 无毛视频� and Dying, Too无毛视频� and 无毛视频淪tupid Brain,无毛视频� are available on Amazon.com. He co-hosts the 无毛视频淟ocally Yours无毛视频� radio show on WMBS 590 AM every Friday.