According to Hofmann: No pants for the working man
For those working from home and those who hate wearing work-appropriate pants or wearing pants at all, there无毛视频檚 hope for you in this post or pre-post or post-pre-post-COVID-19 world.
It seems that a Finnish fashion retailer has created a line of what无毛视频檚 classified as half-formal outfits that feature acceptable clothing for office work from the waist up, and what无毛视频檚 considered to be home attire from the waist down.
That, of course, is for those working at home and taking part in video conferences with your bosses and coworkers as they can see you only from your chest up to your head depending on how far you sit away from the camera.
Let无毛视频檚 be honest, the only reason they decided to do a video conference is so they can finally look in your home to identify all the office items you无毛视频檝e stolen over the years.
The fashion retailer, Prisma, released a YouTube video showing the ad for this new line of clothing named Telcollection. It shows models wearing dress shirts and jackets that you would see in the workplace and below those clothes, well, it无毛视频檚 pretty much boxer shorts or spandex pants.
Normally when I see something that stupid, I have to find the price tag on such an outfit because if it无毛视频檚 over $15, it deserves to be ruthlessly mocked, then tarred and feathered in the public square, which is now social media.
I tried navigating Prisma无毛视频檚 website to find the prices for the clothing line, but seeing that everything on the website is in Finnish, the only thing I achieved was accidentally purchasing a cruise ship that无毛视频檚 set to sail out of Finland next month.
But if the price tag for the Telcollection is anything like America无毛视频檚 prices for high-concept, low-inspirational fashion, it无毛视频檚 probably as much as a cruise ship or whatever adds up to 49 monthly payments of 439,520 euros.
Now, if I haven无毛视频檛 made it clear thus far, I think this fashion line is a really stupid idea for a number of reasons, which is a multiple of one in this case.
First, it doesn无毛视频檛 matter if you buy special boxer shorts because you无毛视频檙e on a video call where nobody can see below your waist anyway. So, really, who are you trying to impress?
When I无毛视频檓 on a video conference call for work or taking part in a video appointment to show my doctor a new 无毛视频渦nexplained无毛视频� rash, I无毛视频檓 normally wearing one of my few non-Ronnie James Dio t-shirts over that day无毛视频檚 mumu.
If you无毛视频檝e never done a work-from-home-mumu day, do yourself a favor and try it!
But all seriousness aside, they say the mother of invention is necessity and the baddest mother of invention is John Shaft.
What that means is companies need to stop worrying about inventing clothing because people are going to wear whatever they can find and for whatever reason无毛视频揅hristopher Columbus Mumu Day is a perfect example.
The focus from clothing companies should rather be on eliminating domestic distractions and disasters experienced by the work-from-home employee.
For instance, when I无毛视频檓 involved in a video conference, a number of things are normally happening in the background or in the foreground like the dog barking, my mom walking behind me while signing Peter, Paul and Mary songs over and over, and my kid coming to my side to whisper in my ear that she无毛视频檚 hungry or she solved the age-old debate of nature versus nurture无毛视频檚 influence on a human being无毛视频檚 personality.
What I无毛视频檓 trying to say is we need sound-activated shock collars around the perimeter of our computers and/or phones while participating in a video conference or whenever family members or pets distract us from our daily work.
Don无毛视频檛 get me wrong. The shock collars will not be used to neither kill nor even knock out the wearer, but as a friendly, stinging reminder to not misbehave in the hopes that some lessons need to be learned and most rules need to be followed.
That无毛视频檚 the reason why my bosses now have me wearing such a prototype shock collar after a video conference where they spotted various staplers and paper clips that 无毛视频渕ysteriously无毛视频� vanished from the newsroom.
I knew I should have hidden them in the mumu.
According to Hofmann is written by staff reporter Mark Hofmann of Rostraver Township. He co-hosts the 无毛视频淟ocally Yours无毛视频� radio show on WMBS 590 AM every Friday. His book, 无毛视频淪tupid Brain,无毛视频� is available on Amazon.com.