According to Hofmann: Now they’re saying that ‘Now they’re saying’ is the most used phrase of 2020
I don无毛视频檛 know about anyone else, but normally around June or July, my thoughts go to whatever will be considered the words or phases that are most used throughout the year. Such insight comes when you don无毛视频檛 have much of a life.
For the year 2020, it didn无毛视频檛 require much thought power to easily spout off what are easily the most used words and phrases of the year like 无毛视频渟ocial distancing,无毛视频� 无毛视频淧PE,无毛视频� 无毛视频渟elf quarantine,无毛视频� 无毛视频減andemic,无毛视频� 无毛视频渨ork from home,无毛视频� 无毛视频渕aking bagels from home,无毛视频� 无毛视频渓ockdown from home,无毛视频� 无毛视频渦nprecedented无毛视频� and 无毛视频渟ewage-filled dumpster fire Ice Capades from home无毛视频�.
However, I无毛视频檓 the kind of guy who doesn无毛视频檛 rely on online dictionaries and national media sources to tell me what the most uttered phrase of 2020 is as I get my info from the same place where I get medical and financial advice: the streets.
With that said, the top phrase of 2020 that has yet to appear on any list is 无毛视频淣ow they无毛视频檙e saying无毛视频ξ廾悠禎
If you haven无毛视频檛 heard that phrase ad nauseam (or become nauseous after hearing yourself repeating that phrase over and over again), then you无毛视频檝e been in a coma in the past several months, you lucky dog, you.
Come to think about it, even in a coma, you can probably still hear people using the phrase to talk about your condition.
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When someone becomes frustrated with hearing the 无毛视频淣ow they无毛视频檙e saying无毛视频� line, the person normally begins asking questions, mainly asking who无毛视频檚 the 无毛视频渢hey无毛视频� in 无毛视频渢hey无毛视频檙e无毛视频� as well as who无毛视频檚 the 无毛视频渞e无毛视频� in 无毛视频渢hey无毛视频檙e无毛视频�.
In terms of COVID-19, the answer is normally 无毛视频淭he Government,无毛视频� 无毛视频淭he Doctors,无毛视频� 无毛视频淭he News无毛视频� or, in my case, 无毛视频淧eg-legged Tug Boat Captains,无毛视频� which happens to be the second place I get medical and financial advice.
Of course, the phrase is not new to COVID-19 or the year 2020; it has always lived in our lexicon, especially in terms of the medical field.
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It seems there无毛视频檚 no good way to combat such a phenomenon. I mean, even this day and age of instant information at our fingertips, the 无毛视频渢hey-sayers无毛视频� not only have survived, but thrived, especially this year with much uncertainty in the air.
So, when people you know say, 无毛视频淣ow they无毛视频檙e saying the phrase of the year is 无毛视频榮ocial distancing无毛视频�,无毛视频� you can do what I do and reply, with confidence, that you totally agree with them, but, like me, only you and my tug-boat-captain friends are the wiser无毛视频r until they say otherwise.
According to Hofmann is written by staff reporter Mark Hofmann of Rostraver Township. His books, 无毛视频淕ood Mourning! A Guide to Biting the Big One无毛视频nd Dying, Too无毛视频� and 无毛视频淪tupid Brain,无毛视频� are available on Amazon.com. He co-hosts the 无毛视频淟ocally Yours无毛视频� radio show on WMBS 590 AM every Friday.