According to Hofmann: Ode to Joy…of Painting
Don无毛视频檛 ask me why I was thinking of the late Bob Ross, the host of the PBS show 无毛视频淭he Joy of Painting无毛视频�, before I started writing this column无毛视频uch like you shouldn无毛视频檛 ask me why I giggle at inappropriate times. The answer would confuse and horrify you.
Whenever I do think of him (once every three weeks, by my estimate), I remember an art teacher I had in high school, scolding our class for having the audacity to praise the genius of one Robert Norman Ross, rolling her eyes and saying something like, 无毛视频淚 don无毛视频檛 know why all of you adore him so much; he无毛视频檚 not that good of an artist.无毛视频�
Well, the class rightfully revolted against her, shouting her down for her blasphemy. She didn无毛视频檛 punish the class because, one, she was outnumbered, and two, she knew the truth: we were that passionate about Bob Ross, and we still are as the man is a pop-culture phenomenon.
An online search not only produced Bob Ross paint sets, but also Bob Ross shirts, a Bob Ross board game, a Bob Ross Chia Pet in case anyone needs to do any Christmas shopping for me, Bob Ross socks, Bob Ross toaster and a Bob Ross waffle iron 无毛视频� and I无毛视频檓 not making any of that up.
Now, old farts like my former art teacher, are probably confused about why a painter from a PBS show would be more iconic than artists like Leonardo Da Vinci, Norman Rockwell or that elephant on YouTube that can paint.
People would think it无毛视频檚 his catch phrases about 无毛视频渉appy clouds无毛视频� or 无毛视频渁 tree who无毛视频檚 living right there on a mountain无毛视频� or that signature hair-fro that has made him a legend and a reason for any kid in the late 80s or early 90s to watch public television.
While those aspects of the man are truly awe-inspiring, it无毛视频檚 the fact that every episode of 无毛视频淭he Joy of Painting无毛视频� shows his talent of initially painting something that has no business with what he said he was going to paint, but then making it part of something beautiful and totally part of what he intended to paint.
For example, when he says he无毛视频檚 going to paint a pond on a moonless summer night, and then proceeds to paint a thick, wide streak of canary yellow diagonally across the canvas with a #7 filbert brush, then you start to wonder if PBS has mistakenly aired the long-rumored blooper reel where he verbally curses a family of rock formations; however, at the end of the episode, you feel stupid for ever doubting him as he has produced a flawless masterpiece that could be displayed in any professional waiting room.
That is the legacy of the man, introducing something totally out of place on canvas, but using time and patience and skill and a #2 fan brush, he makes it work and makes believers out of doubters.
If you think I无毛视频檓 crazy, the following is the original notes for this column that I jotted down on used toilet paper: 无毛视频淪omething on Bob Ross 无毛视频� how he无毛视频檚 a genius and still popular. He can paint two stick figures flashing each other and turn it into a beautiful oceanscape, which isn无毛视频檛 a word, but trees and clouds aren无毛视频檛 无毛视频渉appy无毛视频� either, so there you go. Get eggs and cheese at the store and hemorrhoid cream. End the column with a joke about hemorrhoid cream无毛视频a-ha-ha!无毛视频�
As you can see, the man无毛视频檚 philosophy has deeply and profoundly influenced my writing style, and I can无毛视频檛 help to think how his influence, if applied in what appears to be otherwise chaotic situations, could make the world a better place.
For example, someone cuts you off in traffic, but instead of you throwing a fit and showing off your favorite driving finger, give the person who cut you off a moment because they can redeem themselves and improve your predicament by proceeding to run all the cars in front of you off the road, giving you a clear path ahead.
Or how about when you cause a social snafu at the Thanksgiving table by letting it slip that your sister is pregnant无毛视频gain无毛视频nd she doesn无毛视频檛 know who the baby无毛视频檚 father is. By using the Ross blending method, you can follow up by adding that you could very well be the father. The family would be so horrified, they无毛视频檒l momentarily forget about your sister无毛视频檚 pregnancy. True story.
Last but not least, say your son-nephew applies this method and hands you a toothbrush when you无毛视频檙e about to yell at them for their practical joke of using toothpaste to fill your tube of hemorrhoid cream after they emptied it.
You see? It truly works!
According to Hofmann is written by staff reporter Mark Hofmann of Rostraver Township. He hosts the 无毛视频淟ocally Yours无毛视频� radio show on WMBS 590 AM every Friday. His book, 无毛视频漇tupid Brain,无毛视频� is available on Amazon.com.